Terms and Conditions

Legal Notice of Terms and Conditions

Please Note that by ordering goods from us you will be making contracts with us. There are terms which will apply to every order you may make as follows :-


1. You may return faulty products to us but only if you do so within 2 days of their delivery to you. We will replace those goods if we can but if not we will issue you with a credit note for the full value of those faulty goods. All returns are at your own cost and risk. Non faulty goods may be returned within 7 days for a credit only and may be subject to a 20% restocking charge at our discretion. We will not accept liability for lost parcels if they are not correctly and fully addressed, this means full street and property name and or number, town and or city plus correct post code.

2. We reserve the right not to sell to you


3. All models, actors, actresses and other persons that appear in any visual depiction of actual sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained on our Website or on products were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions. Only consenting have been used in publicity documentation.

4. Our goods are exclusively for persons over 18 years of age. The sale or transfer of our goods to people under the age of 18 is totally prohibited.

5. You must not photocopy or reproduce any pictures form our goods or from our advertising materials as these are Copyright

7. We will always try to deliver goods ordered within 72 working hours but we will not be liable in any way if we are unable to do so when requested or at all if the reason for delay or non-delivery is beyond our reasonable control.

8. Before entering into any agreement with you we may search your records at credit reference agencies. They will add to their record about you details of our search which will be seen by other organisations making searches. Details about you and your payment record under this agreement will be used to help make credit, credit related and insurance related decisions about you and members of your household and occasionally for fraud prevention or to trace debtors. You can contact us for details of the credit reference agencies used by us. You have a legal right to these details and can receive a copy of the information held about you on payment of a fee. Information held about you by credit reference agencies may be linked to records relating to any person with whom you are linked financially and other members of your household. We may give information about you and your payment record under this agreement to credit reference agencies, debt collecting agents and any proposed assignee, transferee or chargee of this agreement or of our interest in this agreement, their insurers or advisers. We may use a credit scoring or other automated decision-making system. We may monitor and record telephone calls for the purpose of security and training.


9. Accounts Queries. If you do not keep proper accounts and query a payment which we have taken there will be a £5 admin charge to cover the time and effort we have to expend in this activity.